Rules

This is a joke. Paying does not create any legal obligation for the author to tattoo a real child with your company's name, logo, or branding.

A permanent leaderboard and a lot of tiny corporate tattoos. Here is how placements, bids, and the board work.

• Choose a body spot, enter a public product URL, and select a whole-dollar bid.
• Minimum bids start at $10; prominent spots may start higher. The checkout screen shows the current minimum.
• Completed bids appear in public history after Dodo confirms payment. The highest paid bid is the active permanent backlink.
• Anyone can outbid the current placement by paying at least the next required amount. A completed bid is not refunded.

Placements are ranked by the amount paid for that spot. If two bids are equal, the earlier completed bid stays ahead. A later bid must meet the minimum shown at checkout. Older bids remain permanently in the leaderboard history even when a higher bid becomes active.

List a product, company, portfolio, or other legitimate project you own or represent. Your destination must be safe, lawful, and accurately represented. We may normalize links, fetch public metadata, and display the destination without tracking query parameters.

• Sexual, pornographic, hateful, violent, defamatory, or exploitative content.
• Scams, malware, phishing, impersonation, counterfeit goods, or infringement.
• Telegram, WhatsApp, Discord, Messenger, Signal, or other group-chat and invite links.
• Link shorteners, deceptive redirects, or destinations that require licenses you do not have.

We may reject, edit, recategorize, hide, or remove any listing that breaks these rules or creates legal, security, or reputational risk. Removal does not create a refund. If your listing is wrong or you see something that should not be here, reach out to @VatsalBhakodia on X or support@brandmybaby.lol.